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the sleazy dealer
Two guys are walk out of an office at a car dealership shaking hands and smiling. One is a young post-college male dressed casually and modestly twirling keys around his finger the other is the quintessential sleazy looking used car salesman wearing a cheap suit with poorly slicked back hair.
Dealer
With the purchase of every car we give away a free bag of mystery fruit.
Dealer hands buyer a crumpled brown paper bag with something inside. Buyer looks intrigued and confused but continues to walk with dealer toward the door. As they reach the door the dealer leans close.
Dealer
One more thing… One of the things I just sold you is a lemon.
Dealer pushes buyer out the door and locks it behind him. Buyer looks at the brown paper bag and tears it open only to pull out a grapefruit. Buyer teems with rage and disappointment.
Buyer
(yelling) Grapefruit!!
narator
Know what you are getting before you buy. CARFAX
FAde Out:
The End
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